Friend girl, you weren't lying-- your boyfriend's dick does fit in your anus

A threesome on one cock - okay, I'll fuck two whores, but I'll cum only on my beloved

Man, it hurts when you stick your dick in your ass, but the courier said you have to

Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?